By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
My Sexting was not on an AP level
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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