it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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