If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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