doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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