He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I think my moral compass just broke
Randomize