omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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