Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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