so explain again why im purple
no
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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