Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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