Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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