Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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