I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
where are you?
Hypothermia
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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