Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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