: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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