I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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