Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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