I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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