Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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