how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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