Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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