I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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