Walk of Shame. In a state park.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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