did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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