I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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