yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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