I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
In America we eat man semen.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
