tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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