i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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