It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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