Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
