I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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