She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
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