Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I am available for nakedness
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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