we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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