She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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