another moral hangover. fuck.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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