i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
