I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
