He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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