ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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