Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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