Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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