all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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