Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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