i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Why can't burritos get me drunk
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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