And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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