Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
stop calling my apartment porn island.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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