yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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