Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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