I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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