I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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