The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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