Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
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