do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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