yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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