sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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